Windows 98 Quellcode

         /*
             TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
             Project: Chicago(tm)
             Projected release-date: Summer 1994
         */

         #include "win31.h"
         #include "win95.h"
         #include "evenmore.h"
         #include "oldstuff.h"
         #include "billrulz.h"
         #define INSTALL = HARD

         char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

         void main()
         {
             while(!CRASHED)
             {
                 display_copyright_message();
                 display_bill_rules_message();
                 do_nothing_loop();

                 if (first_time_installation)
                 {
                     make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
                     do_nothing_loop();
                     totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
                     search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                     hang_system();
                 }

                 write_something(anything);
                 display_copyright_message();
                 do_nothing_loop();
                 do_some_stuff();

                 if (still_not_crashed)
                 {
                     display_copyright_message();
                     do_nothing_loop();
                     basically_run_windows_3.1();
                     do_nothing_loop();
                     do_nothing_loop();
                 }
             }

             if (detect_cache())
                 disable_cache();

             if (fast_cpu())
             {
                 set_wait_states(lots);
                 set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
                 set_mouse(action, jumpy);
                 set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
             }

             /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
             /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

            printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

             if (system_ok())
                  crash(to_dos_prompt);
             else
                 system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

             while(something)
             {
                 sleep(5);
                 get_user_input();
                 sleep(5);
                 act_on_user_input();
                 sleep(5);
             }

             create_general_protection_fault();
         }