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The
Top 10 Reasons Why It Sucks To Be A Dick
- Everytime you get excited, you
throw up!
- Your scalp gets cut off if you're
Jewish.
- Your best friend is a pussy.
- Your closest neighbor is an
asshole.
- You always hang around with 2 nuts.
- You never get a haircut.
- You shrink in cold water.
- Your head is disproportionate to
the rest of your body.
- Your master strangles you all the
time.
- You've got a hole in your head.
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