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Twenty Reasons why Chocolate is better than Sex
- You can GET chocolate.
- "If you love me you'll swallow
that" has real meaning with chocolate.
- Chocolate satisfies even when it
has gone soft.
- You can safely have chocolate
while you are driving.
- You can make chocolate last as
long as you want it to.
- You can have chocolate even in
front of your mother.
- If you bite the nuts too hard the
chocolate won't mind.
- Two people of the same sex can
have chocolate without being called nasty names.
- The word "commitment" doesn't
scare off chocolate.
- You can have chocolate on top of
your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
- You can ask a stranger for
chocolate without getting your face slapped.
- You don't get hairs in your mouth
with chocolate.
- With chocolate there's no need to
fake it.
- Chocolate doesn't make you
pregnant.
- You can have chocolate at any time
of the month.
- Good chocolate is easy to find.
- You can have as many kinds of
chocolate as you can handle.
- You are never too young or too old
for chocolate.
- When you have chocolate it does
not keep your neighbors awake.
- With chocolate size doesn't
matter.
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